One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when
he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered
his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We HAVE TO
eat grass."
Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me to my
house and I'll feed you!"
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
under that tree.
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too."
The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children
with me!"
"Bring them all!" the lawyer answered.
They all jammed into the huge limo. Once underway, one of the poor
fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank
you for taking all of us with you."
Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really
love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"

Dave:

As a retired trial lawyer I want you to know that I bitterly resent your delighted laughing at that joke. (The fact that I also laughed is immaterial) You laughing proves that the damn Aussies just don't recognize real talent!