A Mexican from Friona found himself in Houston and
decided to approach a prostitute down on lower
Oppenheimer.

He asked her, "How much do you sharge for the hour?"

"$100," she replied.

"Do you do Messican-style?" he asked.

Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.

He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you
$300 to do it Messiccan-style."

Again she declined.

Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer.
"I'll give you $500 to go Messican-style with me!
What do you say?"

Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the
game for over ten years now. I've been there and done
that, and had every kind of request from weirdos from
all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style
be?"

After an hour of every possible way and position, she
turned to him and said, "That was fantastic, but I was
expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where
does the 'Messican-style' come in?"

The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay
you next Wednesday when I get my check."

( He better not have tried that on some pros near US Army bases I could name! - Of course, I speak from what I heard. Scouts' honor!)