A twenty-one-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has
> > missed her period
> > for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the
> > drugstore and buys a test kit.
> > The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
> > Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was
> > the pig that did
> > this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the
> > phone and makes a
> > call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of
> > their house; a
> > mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably
> > dressed in a very
> > expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the
> > house.
> > He sits in the living room with the father, the mother
> > and the girl, and
> > tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed
> > me of the
> > problem. I can't marry her because of my personal
> > family situation,
> > but I'll take charge."
> > "If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail
> > stores, a townhouse, a
> > beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is
> > born, my legacy
> > will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank
> > account. If it is
> > twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if
> > there is a miscarriage,
> > what do you suggest I do?"
> > At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
> > places a hand firmly
> > on the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you try
> > again."