#1 Guy goes into the truck stop + the waitress asks what will it be, + he replies, Ma'am, I'd like some old taylor whiskey + she says, make up your mind, we have both.
#2 Guy goes into the truck stop + tells the waitress he sure would like a little pussy + she says, so would I, mines big as a hubcap.

That sure wasn't the Texico truck stop 10 miles east of San Antone on I-10.

I was in having lunch with two other drivers, one I knew. A centerfold looking waitress about 26.

Dick told her: "he said he'd pay you $20,
I'll pay you $20 more to watch"
She replied looking at me:
"All I need is another $20---!"

That kinda put me in a spot.

George

In the early 70s we were on the way to the job site but stopped at the coffee shop on the way. The crew chief (who considered himself a REAL ladies man) wanted to hit on the waitress, so he comes up with the oldest + most lame comment to her, "My, that's sweet, What did you do; stick your finger in it?" She shot right back, "Sure did, + then I stirred your coffee!" Then there was another waitress that I know who told about the customer who asked if he could slip her 9". She says, "I'm flattered but I don't think you could get it up 3 times."

Then there was the construction worker in N.Y.C. girl watching when an attractive female walks by

Him---Boy would I like to get in your pantys!

Her---Why, there is one asshole in there already!

Hip