On the way to my urologist, who has a world class finger wave.

True story here.Alfred Lord Tennyson had the piles(bad).He had a regular Dr. that he saw on occasion.After he got famous for "Charge Of The Light Brigade" he went to his old Dr. Of course now that he was famous,it went to his head + was quite offended when the Dr. did'nt remember him;until he dropped his trousers + laid down on the table + the Dr. said "Ah,Tennyson".