This has been on here before but it's been a while.Guy was out playing golf with some friends + strangers + he noticed a scoped rifle in one of the strangers club bag. When he asked about that the other guy says 'I'm a hit man + I take my tools everywhere I go". About this time they are passing by the 1st guys house + noticed that the blinds were open + his wife + next door neighbor were nakedly fondling each other. He sees red + asks the hit man what he charges. He says $1000.00 a shot. So the guy says,take them both out.She's always been a loudmouth bitch so I want you to shoot her in the mouth,= he's always bragging about what a ladies man he is,I want you to shoot him in the dick.The hit man pulls out his rifle + takes the longest time to fire+ the 1st guy says,C'mon damnit,SHOOT! The hit man says just a minute mate,I think I can save you a $1000.00.