CRAZY ETHEL





If you don't laugh at this one, your dead!
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair,
and loved to charge around the nursing home,
taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich
short of a picnic the other residents tolerated
her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor
when a door opened and Kooky Clarence
stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,
' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a
license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in
her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
and held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away
Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on
one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front
of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof
of insurance?' Ethel dug into her handbag,
pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him.
Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'

As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and
holding his 'You-Know- What' in his hand.
'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel,
'Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!'