Good thing he didn't post this on AR. Normal responses would be:
1) This thread is worthless without pictures
2) What did it score on SCI?
3) Make sure you have the taxidermy done in Texas because they're the only taxidermists who know how to do anything
4) I would have let it live a few more years, in the interest of the species, before letting it die of natural causes
Am I forgetting any?
17 May 2008, 01:33
butchlocquote:
1) This thread is worthless without pictures
2) What did it score on SCI?
3) Make sure you have the taxidermy done in Texas because they're the only taxidermists who know how to do anything
4) I would have let it live a few more years, in the interest of the species, before letting it die of natural causes
Am I forgetting any?
who was the guide?

That has to be the best ad I have ever seen on Craigslist.

17 May 2008, 06:02
D HumbargerDead Moose (Anchorage)
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Reply to: sale-673017049@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-08, 10:33AM AKDT
I have a dead moose free for the taking.
It died yesterday, apparently of natural causes. I called Fish & Game to come and get it. Apparently, moose are a natural resource and belong to everybody, until they die, then they belong to whoevers property they die on. So, according to Fish & Game, the moose now belongs to me. Sweet!!
So, if you want a free moose, please come and get it before the bears do.
You could use it for dog food, or stuff it and put it your front yard, bear bait, whatever. If you live in the lower 48, this might be your best opportunity to get a free Alaska moose. I dont really care, I just want it out of my yard.
Please reply via email, I dont need all the animal rights folks calling me, its dead, and according to Fish & Game, its got no more rights...
Location: Anchorage
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
you just have to love this!

17 May 2008, 20:29
tnekkccI use Craig's list to get rid of old dead things.
I exchange email, leave the objects in my driveway, and then they disappear.
Like a garbage service, only faster and free.
More often furniture or computer hardware than mooses.