> A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he
> and
> his wife decide that they won't tell the kids
> what kind of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them
> guess
> The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so
> they
> begged their dad for the clue.
>
>
> Well, he said, 'it's what mommy calls me sometimes.'
>
>
> The little girl screams to her brother, 'Don't eat it, it's an
> asshole.'
>