There was a young girl who begat'
Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding,
When she found there was no tit for Tat.

And

There once was a young lady at sea

Who said, "Oh how it hurts me to pee"

I see said the mate, "That accounts for the state

of the Captain, the Purser & Me."