Great, thanks once again. Relating to the one about putting your stuff in an Amazon box + leaving it on the porch: several years I was listening to Paul Harvey. This was during the NY city garbage strike over the Christmas holidays. Some guy collected all his trash in a box, gift-wrapped it + left it on the front seat of his car with the window rolled down. Took care of his problem. I found that funny. On a more serious note, however, I do not use Fed-Ex as we are out in the country + they are notorious for just leaving the package. at the gate. I took care of my neighbor for a while when he had Alzheimers + emphysema + would get his meds from the V.A. Fed-exed to him + there they would be on the ground by the front gate. Very poor form IMO!
I always remember Paul Harvey's story about a rancher out West. Fed up with coyotes, he put out traps and the first one he tied dynamite to its tail. He just thought he'd "fix his wagon." The rancher lit the stick, opened the leg trap and, sure enough it blew the coyote to smithereens, right after it ran under his brand new pickup!
Love The Friday Funnies!!
