Subject: Viagra diet





A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs?

A slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines.

"Thanks for asking, but I'm really not hungry right now.

It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something.

"A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He again declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he would like anything to eat.

"Would you like a nice thick juicy rib eye steak and green vegetables, potatoes, and a slice of scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again.

"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra....I'm still not hungry."

Well then," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."