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Originally posted by Moremonte:
I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while
sitting at the bar last night. One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man
you look tired." His buddy says: "Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I
have sex all the time. She's after me 3 and 4 times a day. I just don't
know what to do."
A fellow about my age (72+), sitting a couple of stools down, also
overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says:

"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that nonsense."