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Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Vern! How ya doing?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before "Oh no," says Vern. "He's in my bowling league." When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognise her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says... "Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Vern's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.. The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time.' VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE FRIDAY AT 2. | ||
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Vern Was Dead When He Went Out The Front Door. | |||
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Vern was brain dead when he brought his wife in the front door the 1st time. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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Calls to mind a 1980's ad campaign. Ernest was always telling his friend, "Know what I mean, Vern?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?...dio=1&rv=OS-RB-goZqk _______________________ | |||
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Yeah, that character really launched his career but I haven't seen him in anything lately. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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Jim Varney died in 2000. | |||
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RIP then + thanks for the entertainment! Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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