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The Ultimate Response to a "Dear John" letter was when a Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she wanted to break up and she wants pictures of herself back.
The Marine did what any squared away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following
note:
"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the
one that belongs to you and send the rest back."
 
Posts: 1115 | Location: SE PA | Registered: 29 May 2002
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A man's man and a fine Marine! [Wink]

I got 8 Dear Dan letters my first tour in Nam. [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

[ 05-15-2003, 04:39: Message edited by: DigitalDan ]
 
Posts: 9647 | Location: Yankeetown, FL | Registered: 31 August 2002
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I saw that same thing on an old M#A#S#H episode years ago.
 
Posts: 448 | Location: High Ridge MO USA | Registered: 16 February 2001
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Dan; That just plain sucks. Just what a guy in that position needs.NOT derf
 
Posts: 3450 | Location: Aldergrove,BC,Canada | Registered: 22 February 2003
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I dunno. Two more and I'd be a double ace! [Wink]
 
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