A male whale comes home after a three year voyage at sea. He find his his mate and a young whale, obviously hers. "What happened, he says".
"I just did it for a fluke," she replied.


Or, worse yet....
A male robin returns to his mate after being gone for over a year. His mate is sitting on an egg, not obviously the males.
"What happened?" he says.
"I just did it for a lark," is her reply.

We need to know your exact address.

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Originally posted by Brice:
We need to know your exact address.

that's funnier than the jokes

Oh where ,oh where, is that groan font !