actually it is already morning. Parents yell at him of course and only thing he has to say is that he had sex for the first time.
Parents lay off a bit and father offers they can have a man to man talk or if there is any question the boy would like to ask.

Boy says:" Yeah, I was wondering when my ass stops hurting."

A young boy goes in a bar, slammes his fist into the desk and declares: "5 shots of rotgut whiskey"
Bartender: Whats with the 5 shots?
Boy: I'm selebrating.
Bartender: What are you selebrating?
Boy: My first BJ.
Bartender: Congrats and plases a 6'th glass on the desk, this one is on the house.
Boy: Nah if 5 cant get rid of the taste, then who cares

HA, HA, funny.