FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON, DC)
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Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have
been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before
being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree.

Does not appear to have ever been worked hard.

Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It
doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling crap for
amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this
November. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way.

I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.

Better yet!

Take it halfway across the ocean,drop it off and see if the BS floats.

Bad thing about manure spreaders is;
no matter what color you paint it
no matter what name you call it
no matter how much you white wash it
no matter how long you try to air it out
it still just slings crap!