A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to fly up to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I just don't have the energy."

"Well,” replied the bull, “why don't you nibble on some of my dung? It's packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of the bull’s dung and soon found that it actually did give him enough strength to fly up to the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more of the bull's dung, the turkey reached the second branch.

Finally, after a third day of feasting on the dung, the turkey flew all the way up, and proudly perched himself at the very top of the tree.

Soon the preening bird was spotted by a farmer, who picked up his shotgun and blasted the turkey out of the tree.

Corporate Lesson No. 6:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there for very long.

That's a Fact of Life!

George

Unless you work for the government.

quote:

Originally posted by p dog shooter:
Unless you work for the government.

Exactly!

Can you imagine an I’d like Trump being president of the most powerful country in the world?

Despite his history of being a lifelong career criminal?

And even now with so many felony charges, half the clueless voters are supporting him??

All because the party has picked him???

Better a Felon Than A Commie!!

Wrong thread for political bull.