There these two young boys playing by themselves in a vacint lot in Chicago. And as they where playing a vicious pit bull ran up and attacked one of the boys. His friend desperatly looked around for some way to help and at once spotted some rebar lying on the ground near by. The kid grabbed the bar and stuck it into the dogs collar, twisted it and broke the dogs neck.
All of this happened to be witnessed by a passing news paper reporter. He ran up and after seeing the kid who was attacked was all alright he asked the boys if could write about this for the paper. The boys where quite excited and quickly agreed and he started writing.
The boy who had just killed the dog asked the reporter what he was writing.
The reporter replied, "Why, I am writing the headline for the story."
The kid said he would like to see it.
It read "Brave Bears fan kills a rabid dog."
The boy stated that he like the title but he wasnt a Bears fan.
The reporter said that since the kid was from Chicago he would ne a Bears fan, but he started to write a new title anyways and showed it to the kid.
It read, "Valiant Vikings fan saves friend's life."
The kid then replied that he wasn't a Vikings fan either.
"Hmmm," puzzled the reporter, "you live in Chicago yet aren't a Bears fan and you live in the Midwest yet you aren't a Vikings fan. What football team do you like?"
"Greenbay Packers." replied the kid.
The reporter then skribbled a new head line.
"Local bastard kills family pet."


So anyone else have any football jokes? Now that it is that season.