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A blind man goes into a tavern, finds the bar, and sits down. When the bartender comes over and asks what he'd like to drink, the blind man replies, "I'd like to get a beer and tell blonde joke." The bartender says, "Well, I'll give you a beer, no problem, but you should know that I weigh 250 pounds, and I'm a blonde. Also, my brother is sitting next to you. He's also about 250, and he's blonde too. My cousin is sitting at the table behind you, he weighs almost 300 pounds, and he's a blonde. Are you sure you want to tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy thinks a minute, then says, "Well, I guess I'll have the beer, but I won't tell the blonde joke." "Why not?" asks the bartender. "Well," the blind guy says, "I don't want to have to explain it three times." Ken.... "The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn't so. " - Ronald Reagan | ||
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