A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

I booked an 8 day Tuna fishing trip one summer, paid the deposit and all and about 2 months before the trip I figured out that the second day of the trip was my 25th wedding anniversary.
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That cost me two weeks in Southern England, France and Germany right before I went fishing.

That follows with the year I bought my wife a chain saw for her birthday. It was a very practical gift since we were clearing property at the time. I even got her ear muffs, nice leather gloves and chain and bar oil. The gift was not appreciated even though it was given in the spirit of love....WOMEN...who can understand em!!!

L49, she was probably pissed because you didn't get her any gas! derf