Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there's a highrise building on fire. Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help, and notices people trapped five stories up.

Paddy yells to the people: 'I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, the Irish Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll catch you, I've only had 6 pints to drink all today!"

One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her. Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and he jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him also.

Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.

Paddy looks up and yells:

"Don't be throwin' out the burnt ones!"

The PC police just put out an APB on you butch.

F---ing brillliantly funny

Nice

Bad, very bad, Obama bad, or good???