A slightly wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells
the nurse: "How I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am
going to die!"

Nurse: Extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism: "Actually, I have
the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss my ass, if you don't
mind it."

Soldier: "Of course I wouldn't mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last
wish as a patriot American." The nurse took off her panties and
the soldier kissed the flag.

Soldier: "Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that
I could kiss Bush too?"