The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works well if you ever have to use a Laundromat.
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I think here in Texas (or "Tejas"), that patch might clear out 95% of the ER waiting room!

Then all you need to go with that patch, is a white van with a green horizonal stripe. A big bus with that stripe would be even better.

Keith