one day old priest decided he had enough and took a vacation. they brought in a young buck to fill in while he was gone. hot momma walks in and wants to go to confession. she tells new priest that one day when hubby was at work she gave mailman a BJ. wants absolution. young priest tells her wait one sec i'll be right back. runs out into the church and sees an alter boy and calls him over. says to him what does father give for a BJ? alter boy says i don't know about the others but he gives me fifty cents and a candy bar.

Oh my!

Good Lord, Mrs. Tucker!