A guy walks into a bar one evening and while waiting for the bartender, looks around the place. Seated at a both in the back was a pretty good looking woman. As he was sipping his drink he gazed over at here and noticed that she was also looking him over. Gathering himself together he went over and asked if he could buy her a drink. Well of course you can she replied. He sat down next to her and all of a sudden she says I just want you to know that I'll screw anybody any time any where. In the front seat, in the back seat, your place, my place, motel room any where, any place. The guy looks at he and say Well fancy this, are you a lawyer too"