Three CEOs of major whisky distilling companies find themselves together at a convention. Finally,since they get on so well, they repair to the bar.

The Japanese CEO says to the barman: (yeah, I got this off a Scots website) "Give me a shot of the finest whisky in the world". The barman, recognizing his face, sets him up with a Japanese whisky.

Next, the American CEO asks for "the finest whisky in the world". The barman, recognizing the accent, sets him up.

Finally, the other two await the Scots CEO order. The Scot says: " I'll have a Coke".

The others are astonished. The Japanese CEO says to him:" You are not ordering a whisky drink famous throughout the world?"

The Scot says: " Weel, I figured that if you guys weren't drinking, then I wouldn't either".