This is the story of the young blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

The pilot has a heart attack and dies.

The blonde, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me!

The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly.

Someone help me! Please help me!"

She then hears a voice on the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear.
I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground.

I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine!

Now give me your height and position."

She then says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Hillary"

"O.K." says the voice on the radio,

"Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven..."

Hello tower i need some help.
Tower: What are your emergency and flight data.
I'm flying course 270 going 120knots at 10000feet and im inverted, i need help to land.
Are you not the pilot?
No he died from a heartattack a while back.
Tower: My radar confirm your data but how can you tell youre flying inverted?
When the pilot died i crapped my pants and it is now dripping from my collar.

Butch:

This one is funny