A girl from Sardinia named 'Gedophamee' was attending the great, but as yet, unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece .

In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.

To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on a drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.

At the opening ceremonial parade 'Gedophamee' observed the first wave of naked, magnificent males marching toward her
and she exclaimed: "OH! Limp Pricks!"

Over the next two and a half millennia that morphed into
"Olympics".

No need to thank me...it's my service to the general public.
p.s. I'm here all week

Faribault friend, that is a FARIBOLE, what means an exaggereted story.