The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled " Be the Man, The Master of Your House."

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face & said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the
kind of sex that I want.
After that, you are to draw me my bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe .

Then youwill massage my feet and hands.

After that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."