A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a Flight from Dublin. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The Flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

"The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice"

Now, I'm Mormon and THAT'S FUNNY!!