This is the funniest damn thing I've heard in a long time. My sides hurt.

http://mycountry955.com/hilari...ffic-accident-audio/

That was good! years ago I was at the town square in Georgetown at a 4 way stop + this little old lady is crossing the street.Some guy runs the stop + takes a left turn almost hitting her. She never broke stride,looked left or right,just whipped out with her cane + took out his tail light.He started to stop but thought better of it as all of us in traffic were giving a solid round of applause.Sweet!