Top 10 reasons why some men favor handguns over women

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back
up.

#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman!
#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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Where were you with this post before I got married? It should serve as a great reminder to all the guys contemplating becoming "engagged to be marred".