A guy walks into a bar and orders a double martini. He slams it down in one gulp and orders another one. He slams that one down too and orders a third. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing? You are going to kill yourself drinking like that. Do you have a problem?" The guy replies, "My wife and I got into a big fight and she is not speaking to me for 30 days." The bartender says, "Well, that might not be all that bad. Think of it positively. A little peace and quiet isn't going to hurt anything. Enjoy it."



The guy said, "Yes, but this is the last day."

I thought it might be the one about the guy who walks into the bar + says,"Give me a double,not much time before the fight starts."Bartender complies;he knocks it back + orders another w/ same line. After 5 times the bartender asks "What fight?" Customer says "I don't have any money."