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Forest. Night. Under the tree Grey Wolf shivering. Suddenly he heard - on the track, singing a cheerful song, Little Red Riding Hood goes
- Little Red Riding Hood, how can you not afraid?
- Why should I be afraid? I know the way, I love sex
 
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Hey there little Red Riding Hood, You sure are looking good! You're everything that a big bad wolf would want! . . . . .Howl. . . . . . . . Listen to me. . . . . . .(Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs) Big Grin dancing
 
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Add to that joke:
"Ahh, little red riding hood," said the big bad wolf, "I'm going to f--k you."
Little Red Riding Hood pulled her .44 magnum and said, "Oh no you aren't. You're going to eat me like the story says!"


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When did Lil red riding hood get so sexy?
damnation.
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The Big Bad Wolf got Lil' Red Riding Hood... On a bed of leaves, behind a thick bush. The deed done, he pulls up his pants, looking at Lil', who is in quite a state of disarray.

Slightly remorseful, he asks: "What are you gonna tell Gran Ma?"

She lifts her head and says: "I'm going to tell her that you savagely raped me twice, and then turned me over and..." "WHAT? What do you mean raped twice? That's a damn lie!!!"

She looks at him, purrs, and says "You still got half an hour, do you...?"
 
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Hey there little Red Riding Hood, You sure are looking good! You're everything that a big bad wolf would want! . . . . .Howl. . . . . . . . Listen to me. . . . . . .(Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs)"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b_K5b-JNc7E
 
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