At the bus stop, two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma comes first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed swine", retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.........

"Hey coola down lady", said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '."

Saeed,

You are just like Edmond: I hate his politics but I love his jokes.!!!