A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price..

HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!

My girlfriend and I were trying to cut down on expenses. Our outgo was exceeding our income.
"I'll cut back on my drinking, I'll just get a case a week.That'll save some money."
We were doing better at paying the bills, but just not quite making ends meet.
I open the dreaded credit card statement and saw we were going $53.50 further in the hole EVERY WEEK, even though we had agreed not to use the credit card.
I know I didn't incur the charge, so I asked my girlfriend about it.
"Yes, I did make that purchase. I bought cosmedics."
"But honey, we are not going to get ahead like this. I cut back on my drinking, can't you cut back on the cosmetics?"
"Well, you want me to look pretty for you, don't you? Cosmetics are not cheap."
"Well the beer is, and does the same thing."
I don't think I'll be seeing her again !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORqzaOFUCsg