Our teacher asked us what our
favorite animal was,


and I said, "Fried Chicken." She said
I wasn't funny,


but she couldn't have been right,
everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always
be truthful and honest, and I am.


Fried Chicken is my favorite animal.






I told my dad what happened, and he
said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much.


I do, too. Especially chicken, pork
and beef.






Anyway, my teacher sent me to the
principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too.
Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my
teacher asked me


what my favorite LIVE animal
was. I told her it was chicken.


She asked me why, just like she'd
asked the other children.


So I told her it was because you
could make them into fried chicken.



She sent me back to the principal's
office again.


He laughed, and told me not to do it
again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest,



but my teacher doesn't like it when I
am.




Today, my teacher asked us to tell
her what famous person


we admire most. I told her, "Colonel
Sanders".



Guess where I am
now...???

Dang! Finally a funny one,that was good.

Thanks

Danged if Do And Danged If Ya Dont!! Now That's Funny.I don't care Who Ya Are!!