A chap, sitting in the bar at Melbourne Airport, noticed a very beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant.
I wonder which airline she works for?
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: " love to fly and it shows? "
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, " Oh crap, she obviously doesn't work for Delta "
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.He leaned towards her again, " something special in the air? "
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "smooth as silk?"
This time the woman turned on him" Exactly what the f**k do you want?"
The man smiled, slumped back in his chair, and said, "Ahhhhh,
Qantas!"