You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.

Classic...and good

Good One!!Very True!!

True story here A good friend was a scout master + in taking the boys through Llano on a camping trip saw a woman taking a head mount out of a taxidermy shop.Without thinking he says out loud "NICE RACK". (Aw Hell + all this before my boy scout troop.")

Went to a Brooklyn pizza place near Calabash, NC. All the waitresses looked like extras from a Russ Meyer film. My 66 y/o uncle brought his new gf, Sue, with our extended family to the place. I'm sitting across from Sue and one of the waitresses puts a pizza stand on the table, I open my mouth and say, "nice rack", Sue almost falls on the floor. Right then I knew she'd fit in.

Had another friend of mine who after coming back stateside took his parents out for supper. His dad was now completely deaf + you know how deaf people shout out everything.The food arrives + the old man shouts out "BOY,THOSE NIGGERS SURE CAN COOK!" Harry just slid under the table.