A young blonde in St.Louis was so depressed that she decided to end
her life by throwing herself into the river. She went down to the docks and
was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her
tottering on the edge of the dock, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for,
I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his are around her shoulder and added,
"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all,
what did she have to lose" Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life
new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they
made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
the Captain.

"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked. "I have an arrangement
with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and
he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the Captain replied. "This is the Ameristar
Casino, and we never leave St.Louis."