A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
> he asks the biker his name.
>
> 'Fred,' he replies.
>
> 'Fred what?' the officer asks.
>
> 'Just Fred,' the man responds.*
> *
> The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
> break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
> presses him for the last name.
>
> The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The
> officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with
> it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'*
> *The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred
> Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all
> the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I
> got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through
> college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree,
> so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so
> I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way
> through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got
> bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and
> she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the
> ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred
> Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away
> my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred
> Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just
> Fred.'
> *
> *
> The officer walked away in tears, laughing *
>
>