Russian , French and Chinese linguists decided to write the names of each other , each in his own language .

- My name "Ge" - the Frenchman said the Chinese .
- In Chinese, the two characters Ge, but, unfortunately , not one of them is not suitable for families .
- Why ?
- Because one means " wheel" , and the other transmits the sound, which ass bladder is bursting .
- What's wrong with the wheel ?
- Men's name can not be round, everyone will think you're a fag . For thy name we take Shae character meaning " keyboard ", " tuber " , "page" and the adjective " snow-free " and extend it Ngu hieroglyph signifying masculine . In the end I write character Mo - " virgin ."
- But .. to put it mildly , not exactly ..
- No one will think you're a virgin , just without kanji characters Mo - Shae Ngu mean "shave off Mama mustache"

- Okay, now I'll write your name.
- My name Go .
- Okay, I'll start with the letter your name G.
- What does the letter G mean?
- We , the Europeans , the letters themselves do not mean a damn , but to show respect for you I put the letter H before G - in French H can not read .
- Excellent ! Next O?
- No, to show that G - is pronounced G and not as H , it is necessary to put the letter U after G, and H - to show that U can not be read by itself, but only shows how to read G, and letters EY, showing that the word is not long and will soon be over .
- Hguhey .. and then O?
- No, on the French O pronounced as A or E , depending on the standing adjacent letters , accents and time of year. Your name is written as AUGHT, but the word can not end on the T, so I'll add unreadable ending NGER. Voila !

Russian linguist put the glass down on the table, took the paper and wrote " Go" and "Ge " .

- Is that all?
- Yes .

French and Chinese scratched his head .

- Well, what is your name , brother?

- - Shchekochikhin-Krestovozdvizhensky.

- And let's just thump ? - Chinese found First .

Russian and French nodded with relief toasted sizzling diphthongs .

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A fourth Linguiste is required to translate this into english!
Hey Vashper, I did not understand the punchline but it was very funny anyway!

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Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
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This is literally names of European countries in Chineese

Still didn't help, Vashper. Don't give up. Keep at it!

I'm laughing when I got to the Russian's name, regardless of the last two lines.

To which I interpret, them to say to the Russian,

"you win, We aren't touching that one"