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Viagra is found to have the same chemical compounds as "Fix-a-Flat" and "Miracle Grow"

Crap! Maybe I can just drink that stuff. It'd be a helluva lot cheaper. Any doctors out there? Sound like a plan?

Had a derailment out here recently;20 tons of viagra went into the town water supply.By the end of the week all the women were happy,the men were worn out + the fire dept. after making calls could'nt roll up their hoses.