Old couple Harry & Maud decide that for their 50th wedding anniversary that they would have another honeymoon and stay at the same hotel in the very same room where they spent their first night of marriage.

Arriving at the hotel they spent the entire evening reflecting on all the good times during their lives together.

Next morning Maud says" Harold why don't we have breakfast in the nude out on the balcony, just like we did back then." Relucantly Harry agrees.

During the meal Maud says, "Harold, you don't know what this means to me, why I can still feel those hot and cold flushes that I had all those years ago!"

"Well Maud," says Harold,"that's 'cos you got one tit drooped in your coffee, and the other in your cereal."