Mickey + Minnie Mouse were getting a divorce + Mickey's lawyer says."Mickey wants a divorce due to reasons of insanity."Mickey jumps up + says "Not insanity,I said she was fucking goofy."
Reminds me of another joke. Ever wonder why Mayberry was always such a pleasant and seemingly happy place to be? Everyone was single . . . Andy, Barney, Gomer, Gobber, Aunt Bea, Helen, Thelma Lou . . . The only married person was Otis and he was an alcoholic.