Top 10 things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they can finally do the splits
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.... Before closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more, without sleeping first.
3. Go to the Gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to
have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too... And the number one thing men would do if they woke up and had a Vagina...
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.