Air India = All Interesting

Pakistan International Airline = Please Infirm Allah. Perhaps I arrive.

British Overseas Airways Corporation = Better On A Camel.

British Airways = Bloody Awful

Lufthansa = Let Us Fuck The Hostess As No Steward Around.

Now, what about Delta, United, South African Airways, American, Air France, Qatar, Emirates. . . . . .

Put your thinking cap on, Mr. Nice Guy!

Qatar - Quite A Trip, Almost Raped
Delta - Don't Eat Lunch Till After
Air France - Another F'up

Trump Force One = Tits For Obama!

Delta = Didn't Even Leave the Terminal, Again...

SAHSA Airlines, The national carrier for Honduras 'till about 1994. SAHSA stood for Service Aero de Honduras, Sur America also referred to as Stay At Home, Stay Alive!

We landed a SAHSA DC3 on the beach at Roatan in 1976, the airstrip was THE beach, we promptly got it stuck in the sand. Yes, the passengers were expected to get out and push, somehow we got it loose, and they were gone.............

Must've worked, they came back a week later and got us.