Ma was in the kitchen and heard Pa come in and she hollers out...."Pa! You
need to git out there and fix that durned outhouse right now!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Oh Yes there is, now you git out there and fix it."
So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma!
There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! "
Ma replies, "Well, Stick yur head down in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "Oh no,I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
Ma says, "Ya got to stick yur head in the hole to see what you need to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells
back, "Ma! I don't see any thang.There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Ma!
Help me! My beard is caught in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurt's like hell, don't it ?!"

Von Gruff.